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ALOOOHA’</description><title>on the daily</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @shellllady)</generator><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4qh0ZU1j1r0wqrdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50957994599</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50957994599</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:20:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>


is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;settle down there thor&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50957966520</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50957966520</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:19:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/369d06e833ece436599dae1705e8ec28/tumblr_mmzxonVXIP1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50957711856</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50957711856</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:16:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>12 signs your relationship is OVER</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/13Ddv7x"&gt;12 signs your relationship is OVER&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"&gt;12 signs that it’s time to move on&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50957200096</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50957200096</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:10:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8a4d61d068d32cb78cb7ed8eb0ecc22/tumblr_mn2dxu6nzC1rdab4ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casualcynic.tumblr.com/post/50851952982/so-my-mom-and-i-have-been-working-the-same" target="_blank"&gt;casualcynic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.&lt;/p&gt;
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A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6230e29ee222c83977eec91156c7e788/tumblr_micgz6EhHW1qahr5vo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt; empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50956883242</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50956883242</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c183b48ab2826e036b24e3266d25be45/tumblr_mifdz1wIh81rqoo5no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50675836713</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50675836713</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:13:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>themulahtruth:

Open your eyes.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f479379ea634829178194bc123594d9b/tumblr_mmyo0mPKND1qa60oxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://themulahtruth.tumblr.com/post/50675405495" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;themulahtruth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Open your eyes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50675482497</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50675482497</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:08:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a86506992531ae8b09a8d3dec533c73/tumblr_mmwp9q60yi1r0401yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0ee4de9a4bfd662c979ca8e04fdfe02/tumblr_mmwp9q60yi1r0401yo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zawehzaweh.tumblr.com/post/50632915854/finalblessing-will-smith-everybody-hello-i" target="_blank"&gt;zawehzaweh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://finalblessing.tumblr.com/post/50594194905/will-smith-everybody" target="_blank"&gt;finalblessing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;will smith everybody&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/HELLO-I-AM-MR-SMITH-THIS-IS-M-FAMILY" target="_blank"&gt;#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/WIFE%21%21-SON%21%21" target="_blank"&gt;#WIFE!! SON!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50670630743</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50670630743</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:58:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d4ed0bee69a57b744c6e57446ef9a9b/tumblr_mmxfusOQxa1ru8f1uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50670616285</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50670616285</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:58:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/313e115cbe5ab746724e3bda4bbf8e00/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd44e2db0324e64cb16cb5ea8a0b4aa2/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc3cc7f007f737bc7b2fc7c13e0af9f3/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/847773f779376eedd2ab362ff5d50bdf/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f90f7a814e5b492de0b8a1908558ac1/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd0b6e6e043f8883de315be3503d6129/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9d5463a43c833c7cce5bd2450e078ad/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef9b35eab3d7a244c7d88522bd021e41/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/467aa4c8d140722d793678b9e4f2f836/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd977931ca0312044d7f66cb0f6b043e/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/50654220574/buzzfeed-george-takei-responds-to-traditional" target="_blank"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/50653946815/george-takei-responds-to-traditional-marriage" target="_blank"&gt;buzzfeed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;George Takei is flawfree.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50670453322</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50670453322</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:55:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99cc1a9bf6aeec13ac6001d9f46d68aa/tumblr_mmwo3nBP7v1qcb5fko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50615607779</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50615607779</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:41:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>videohall:

Amazing cup trick

&gt; The coolest thing done with...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/shellllady/50615492749/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50615492749" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="267" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://videohall.tumblr.com/post/50612270494/amazing-cup-trick-the-coolest-thing-done-with" target="_blank"&gt;videohall&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Amazing cup trick&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&gt; The coolest thing done with cups since… holding liquids.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50615492749</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50615492749</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:40:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Scandalous Facts about Channing Tatum</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/15w0zps"&gt;Scandalous Facts about Channing Tatum&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I only know like one of these&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;#9 :”) I knew we were perf for each other&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;omg i love him even more now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mab711xZZe1rt5smro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IS EVERYONE GOING TO IGNORE THAT HE BURNED HIS MAN PARTS IN A MOVIE? OMG&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;omg that mustve hurt D:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.sailorlum.com/janhorrified.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50615236558</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50615236558</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:36:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thatfunnyblog:

Me coming to school</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mwhgN6Jp1qfdgpto1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/50601949404/me-coming-to-school" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thatfunnyblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Me coming to school&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50610445556</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50610445556</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 19:28:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ladies &amp; Gentlemen,  I present you the biggest idiots in the world:</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/15w1xlJ"&gt;Ladies &amp; Gentlemen,  I present you the biggest idiots in the world:&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohsnapitysnap.tumblr.com/post/48530082974" target="_blank"&gt;oscarap&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unluckycupcake.tumblr.com/post/36374052131/oopsspilledmymusic-x-twisted-x-remember-that" target="_blank"&gt;unclebenke&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oopsspilledmymusic.tumblr.com/post/36361612020/x-twisted-x-remember-that-one-time-when-franks" target="_blank"&gt;oohmhichellc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://x-twisted-x.tumblr.com/post/36351473016/remember-that-one-time-when-franks-guitar-string" target="_blank"&gt;xtp&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; I’d pretty much rather die first than be like these.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Now they’ve pretty much labeled themselves as such lmfao&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzg6qGDxy1qcs1kh.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&amp; they ask why i think 90% of people are fucking stupid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm8m7jqb7s1qza6y2.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50610385122</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50610385122</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 19:28:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the-absolute-best-posts:

milk-chiller2:
Reminder of: reason for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/843d0180c7889ef28a3a27765bb14732/tumblr_mmuxdr5jgC1sp8zhso1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.1000notes.com/post/50605179393" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;the-absolute-best-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milk-chiller2.tumblr.com/post/50517826373/reminder-of-reason-for-eggplants-name" target="_blank"&gt;milk-chiller2&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;This post has been featured on a &lt;a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank"&gt;1000notes.com&lt;/a&gt; blog.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50610035636</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50610035636</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 19:23:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d9e17db90f46ff231918e8e753109ed/tumblr_mmvz7rUoCk1rgnl73o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50610016077</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50610016077</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 19:22:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>paintingyourwing:

giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecb4f9350b13a01608668823169b50ed/tumblr_mlnqr4WPhr1qz9k79o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paintingyourwing.tumblr.com/post/50464906808/giantspacefetus-get-in-no-time-to-explain" target="_blank"&gt;paintingyourwing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giantspacefetus.tumblr.com/post/48838549128/get-in-no-time-to-explain" target="_blank"&gt;giantspacefetus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;get in, no time to explain&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;what’s with all these math problems coming to life&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50609932120</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50609932120</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 19:21:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tumbledore-:

Only every day.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8659e2370b571abc558e8f71241a415c/tumblr_mlk6a5SqAh1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumbledore-.tumblr.com/post/50606109495/only-every-day" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tumbledore-&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Only every day.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50609849764</link><guid>http://shellllady.tumblr.com/post/50609849764</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 19:20:38 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
