- me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean
if you killed yourself, imagine all the people who would pretend they ever gave a single flying fuck about you
imagine all the useless fake shit they would say about how close they were to you and how upset they are that you’re gone
when in reality they probably couldn’t state 3 facts about you
a good reason to not even do it
is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
(Source: theyfoundeachother)
12 signs your relationship is OVER
12 signs that it’s time to move on
